If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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