would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I could fuck to npr.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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