So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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