Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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