Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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