where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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