So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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