i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I party with great urgency now.
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