Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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