windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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