My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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