At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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