Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Two words: blizzard sex
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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