How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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