Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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