I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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