can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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