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She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Dear god my vagina.
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