I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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