what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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