Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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