btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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