I'm going to jail i love you
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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