dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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