I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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