I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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