I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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