Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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