handjob tips. give me some.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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