Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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