Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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