Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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