...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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