My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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