Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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