He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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