Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We just shotgunned beers for America
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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