Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Randomize
