Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Randomize
