nut hugger
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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