Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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