I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
How does it feel to date your dad?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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