hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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