Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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