I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
