real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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