sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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