I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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