whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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