Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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