why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
