This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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